A hilarious coworker threatened to call these my "Top trendy!" shoes if she saw me in them. They kind of remind me of those semi-scary ones, but I figure why not get two pairs for what I'd end up paying for one from Topshop. I'm pretty sure that's Velcro on the strappy pair, which is exciting me more than it should. Velcro is sweet. One of my boyfriend's friends never wears lace-up sneakers and swears he saves entire minutes daily by wearing the kind of Velcro running shoes you see on like..four year olds. Which means I can totally say that I bought patent gladiator cone heeled sandals to save time.

Pics, thefashionspot and aldoshoes.