
When examined and taken apart, my outfits are quite boring, really. I just wear a lot of basics, roll up my pants, button up my shirt (if I'm wearing a button-down), throw on a couple of odd accessories, and call it a day.
Friends, meet my favorite new necklace: a long strand that resembles an aggressive, thorny vine, but made out of lambskin so soft the thorns would even sway slightly as I move.
