I received an outfit request this week! How fun, and kind of odd! This dress is perhaps the single greatest thing Forever21 has produced. However, I've sort of not worn it..since last fall!!...because it's ridiculously short, even for my immodest standards. I tried to stick vintage slips under it but they were all the wrong lengths..then this morning I remembered I had one of those flippy little Abercrombie miniskirts from that sketchy 2003-ish era. It took me about half an hour to find it, but then victory was had in the shed outside. It kind of works, kind of doesn't, but whatever allows me to wear this without flashing people everywhere is a godsend to me!

Dress and hat, Forever21. Heels, Aldo.